Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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