Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
