forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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