they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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