did you get engaged???
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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