There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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