This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
only you would photoshop your dick
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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