11:45 yes, there have been times when it was barely noticeable that it went in. this is not to say i have a fucking stretched out puss but that i have been with smaller guys. fortunately most of them make up for their lack of size in other ways.
if u dont believe me PLEASE twitter me or myspace or facebook me! please! i need friends!! whats ur email? ill email u pics of me..i swear that really me! ....can sum1 be anymore desperate?
@5:54 - They look classy because they are actually on a well respected brand. That is more classy then having un-professional photos leaked of you onto google, and then acting like you're the shit for it.
that happened to me once. his name was chris...or maybe justin...i don't remember that night very well...but i do remember trying not to laugh while i pretended it was the best sex of my life.
I think the lesson here is to never overhype the yourself because you are not going to live up to the hype. And it is always a good idea no matter your size to make sure understate the thing so she finds it surprisingly bigger than what you had told her.
It's always hilarious when guys talk about how big they are to a girl because if their plan is to screw them, do they not think that she is going to find out??
3:48 - I am puzzled as to how the AandF models pictured in their underwear on shopping bags are "classy". More like STUPID... And those girls look boring.
Actually I'm 11:55, I'm a dude. But lets all stop fighting, it was just a little harmless joke. I'm sure you all have beautiful pusses. Lets all kiss and make up.
1157 is a moron. I'm 11:55, a chick with a tight puss. Of course I know where my clitoris is. I also love that my iPhone just finished typing clitoris for me... Haha.
Dice Clay:
"I call it the three pump dump. When she goes into the bathroom I start stroking, by the time shes done, I put it in her and after three pumps I'm done and I kick her out. Bitch shouldn't have taken so long in the bathroom."
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