I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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