After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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