He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
The uberlube is also flammable
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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