I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
This baby is an asshole
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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