This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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