I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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