No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Damn victory sex feels great
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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