Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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