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Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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