i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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