So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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