who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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