This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Randomize
