Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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