if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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