we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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