i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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