So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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