I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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