This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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