I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i believe in u and ur pee
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
