I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Let's get the cat blown out
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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