i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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