So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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