Can Purell be used as lube?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I think my moral compass just broke
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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