I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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