Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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