is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
