To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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