PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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