my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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