she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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