worst night to have a conscience
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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