yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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