dude i'm inner monologue high
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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