He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
