Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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