I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Alive.
So much puke
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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