do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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