Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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