Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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