My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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