she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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