butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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