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(281): View more from Texas

I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.

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(626): View more from California

Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.

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(541): View more from Oregon

im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more

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(816): View more from Missouri

I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots

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(802): View more from Vermont

He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again

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(647): View more from Ontario

you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk

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