I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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