Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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