Seriously?? What is WRONG with you!!! The guy just fucking made you pancakes and you wanna bolt? Are you on crack? That's time to STAY. Dude is a total keeper. Granted the oven mitts are a bit off, but they could have been like a gift from his mother or something.
Okay ... definitely sounds like a reason to stick around. Especially if he's only in oven mitts (ignoring the fact that they are pooh bear.) It takes BALLS to cook around spitting oil in the buff.
People give this dumb bitch a break. What she forgot to include was that the guy kept slapping her across the face with what he was calling his eeyore donkey cock and the pancakes were covered in a mysterious white sauce he was calling Christopher Robin surprise.
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