I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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