I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
it's great music for shaving your balls
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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